Peta, twenty, has run away to London for a couple of weeks in an attempt to get away from her life back in Liverpool. . That would be the day! I was this dorky seventh grader from the Valley when I had my first cool experience. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. But my father, he kept ladling gin down her throat. As an actor, working with rich text is very beneficial. There was booze but there were too many snacks and not enough Ann Summers toys or something. Your registration has been updated. teetering sweet. Probably. I mean, at what point do I become a joke? . That reminds me, I dont think I ever got a piece! Do you go to sleep easily? Id say so. And, who knows if he hasnt just met her. And her sister. Nick is gay. She is a very creative woman, but shes having a problem dealing with the voice in her head that tells her what to write. All she can describe are abstract concepts, and they must suffice in place of the tangible horror of depression. Anyway, thats whats complicated. They all thought she was dead. []. Oh, really? Every week I spent my allowance on crayons. Does your personal religion or philosophy include a life after death? (Harold points his gun at his mother), Oh, yes, indeed. What would he want with Ty, she couldnt make him happy. Oh man she scared the shit out of me! Minus one pound fifty exactly just to see if shed notice. Setting: A HOUSE Age range: 15-50 (any age) Description: MELINDA, a woman in her 20s-40s, speaks to her friend, Lauren. "Well, Tommy has proposed to Lady Bracknell has become aware of Jack's intentions toward Gwendolyn. Ever since you got engaged, everything has turned to shit. To make salads, or else cried up and down for samphire. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? But the wrong effort. We wait for the day when all the grams and drams and dollops of detestation will destroy you. She wasnt really. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. Provides a variety of monologues, scenes, and audition pieces along with Nobody is coming to save you. I put it in her sock drawer two days later. Im afraid of you half the time. . He has feelings for Greg, and later on in the play it seems as though these may be reciprocated. Chapel Hill Thespians, NC, USA 2019 Sleep is a lovely practice for death. Mr. The poor fool. 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I love Josh! (Male or Female, Dramatic, Teens) It becomes apparent that Sophie used to go out with Bennys brother Peter. Um. Dont I yearn, and ache, and shop? In your opinion, are social affairs usually a waste of time? Heavens, no! losing weight every week. It was wintertime, because I noticed Id left some crayons on top of my radiator and theyd melted down into these beautiful shimmering globs, like spilled jello, trembling and pulsing. You fit for a knights beddrowsy browed, dull eyed, drossy spritedI hold my life you have forgot your dancing: when was the dancer with you? I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. [] Well, if he refuses, instead of breaking my heart at his indifference, Ill only break my glass for its flattery, set my cap to some newer fashion, and look out for some less difficult admirer. Well, this particular yeast infection has no respect for that over-the-counter Monistat. Using these guidelines, the actor can quickly pinpoint the perfect monologue, then find the text in the Samuel French or Dramatist Play Service edition of the play. Insane Person Monologue Female Jordan Becknell 11-12-2019 13:43 Hi! thy head for liking his father to a singing-man . When Orlando tells her that it pains him to see this while he is without his love, Rosalind, she. Theyve only got to enter this Inn and they fall in love with me and think they can marry me on the spot. Like, you never just have a minute alone. I just have a yeast infection, AGAIN! Theres never anything you want to play! . Sixty-two. Today, and God knows how many bands later, not much has changed. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. (She drinks some wine.) All of the other kids from school are there, while his/her mom sits in the back of the church, waiting until its over to take him/her home. I finished off my entire supply in one night, mixing color over color until my head swam! parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in my Dolphin-chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon. And its giving me a fearsome headache. But thy match, sisterby my troth, I think twill do well. At this point in the play he has decided to talk to a Neuropsychiatrist after having a rough experience with a physic. Read the play here Regular|Acting Edition, A monologue from the play by Idris Goodwin, Ive got something to show you. This is it for you. () Yes, you are a dull maid alate, methinks you had need have somewhat to quicken your green sickness; do you weep? I told you! So I pressed down harder, my fingers steaming and blistering. We should totally just stab Caesar! As for marriagetheres plenty of time for that. A reserved lover, it is said, always makes a suspicious husband. (She places papers in her purse and give it a shake.) . Funny. But then I found I missed it. THE BAD GUYS 14. Elizabeth and her mother are safe. Monologues for Women from Plays Movie Monologues for Women 'Better Call Saul' (Kim): "If we'd had a house, I never would have wanted to leave" 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Annie): "Daddy, I know what I want to do with my life" 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Annie): "You are being really, really, really mean" (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Death) (whispering) No, not for the flu, but when I have to go to the gynecologist. All day long coronaries, transplants. have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most? . I used to touch myself when I was very little, I thought Id invented something wonderful. (Male, Dramatic, Teens) I dont know. What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? . . Monologue 2. Blah, blah, blah. It is just so clear! 1. Ssssh! Um. I dont fit. Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue, Set: Simple sets a podium, a childs bed, a table and chair. LIKE DREAMING, BACKWARDS, by Kellie Powell. Once married, got up his head above, a stiff, crooked, knobby, inflexible, tyrannous creature he grows; then they turn like water, more you would embrace, the less you hold. Click below for the complete 4-5 minute dramatic monologue, The Adventure of the Seed. A monologue from the play by Caryl Churchill. And then my aunt Voula forks the eyeball and chases me around with it, try to get me to eat it, cause its gonna make me smart. She is bogged down by what a doctor would call depression, but her descriptions are more poetic than direct, implying that she knows how she feels but is unaware of whats causing it or how to stop it. The date wasnt that good. You can be completely anonymous here. You have successfully purchased store credit. A monologue from the screen play by Colin Higgins. My friends are different. $8.99. And dont think Regina is the meanest girl in this school. Im saving up for a word processor. THE ALTRUISTS (SYDNEY) DOWN FOR THE COUNT (WENDY) POST MORTEM (BETSY) 20 Funny Contemporary Comedic Monologues For Women From Plays. My late husband, Fester. Your mom must be pretty stoked that youre not taking me. Right you just take Katrina in the douche packer to Prom. I quickly glanced towards the radiator to see if it was covered. In this set of four monologues by women who kill, the author allows us to meet four female killers or murderers, each who kills or has killed for different reasons for one, its a job, the second for revenge and the third, to save her children from a lifetime of potential pain. The Glass Menagerie 15. 3. Celebrate your never marrying. I thought if Clive wasnt looking at me there wasnt a person there. The girl hes in love with doesnt know he exists, his father is leaving his mother, and his older brother has been deployed to Iraq. Im a planet. Every girl here is afraid of you. An email redemption code has been sent to the receiver. An assortment of public domain monologues taken from classic plays organized by gender and type. . Because at least you dont have to have the evidence under your sweater. Now, thats them ready! Gem Of The Ocean 4. Im sure you two will have like, a real bitchin time. It wasnt! My tongue gets thick. Sensible, good-natured; I like all that. And thats what I mean about But they were bored and it was quite shit and they thought itd be quite funny to leave, and it sort of was, you know? Dinner With Friends 10. How romantic! So, II killed. A monologue from the screenplay by Tina Fey (Based on the book by Rosalind Wiseman). Why have they gone? JOCASTA - 1. (Female, Dramatic, Teens 40s) . For me and my cause, money is no object. . BEAUTIFUL DAY A woman who feels unloved and unhappy inside herself because she simply doesn't think she is visually pretty enough. Last week? Somebody pinched it, and what I say is, them that pinched it, done her in. ANNA: I s'pose if I tried to tell you I wasn't- that- no more you'd believe me, wouldn't you? Suitable for: PG 16 Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue Set: Simple sets - a podium, a child's bed, a table and chair Arent you?! . If you must be married, could you introduce nobody into our family but a highwayman? Monologue: "There you have it, They white,Seems to us only white folks can laugh on Sundays.". There is no more affinity betwixt virtue and marriage than betwixt a man and his horse. You look like a nice couple. Cost is $11.00 for this set of four monologues in digital format. but even at their best dinner at Antoines or a really good bed partner (and God knows there were never many of them) food and making love cant hold a candle to sleep. Of course, there are a couple of intense dramatic monologues from Shakespeare. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. Do you remember jokes and take pleasure in relating them to others? Well, you dont do that, do you, Harold? Well, Algernon, of course if you are obliged to be beside the bedside of Mr. Bunbury, I have nothing more to say. I really hate going to the doctors office. I mean, youve got to let go and move on, man. A monologue from the screen play byNancy Meyers. . Two oclock in the morning, he leans over, taps me on the shoulder and says, Ive had an affair with Charlotte Korman. Who asked him? She is my sister and family is sacred. Which was fair enough. What rights he got to think himself too high and mighty to be civil to me? . . But, as the monologues point out, women, like men are just as different from each other and their motivations, remain human. I was 18 before I knew it, and my aunt, your great aunt Sandrashe waited until I was 18 to give me my list but it was kinda too late. Goodbye, everybody! It was more like a rout! A monologue from the play by Terrence McNally. Oh, if only I could draw out Baltazar no, what am I saying? It felt very sweet, it was a feeling from very long ago, it was very soft. But be quiet. And being Mum and slightly overcautious about most things, cancelling all her cards included cancelling her library card . I could quit, and become the bitter old b*tch who devoted her whole life to rock and roll and never succeeded or, I could stick with it and become the bitter old b*tch who refused to give up. He doesn't like that. these get sent to the FBI, analyzed, Xeroxed and burned. Wish me luck. And everybody is in each others lives and business. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Danger) . If you are auditioning for an absurdist comedy, this piece may be a good fit for you. First, here is the personality interview which you are to fill out and return. The show is in the manner of Talking With or Vagina Monologues. This store is PCI Compliant, Please log in to begin your shopping experience. How about f***kin 60? She didnt. she met Jorge at the Olive Garden where he oversees dish management, and shes, overall, developed a real positive outlook on life. Helena is depressed as Demetrius doesn\'t love her anymore. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Violence) Unfortunately, Ive come to in New Jersey to confront my sister Scarlet about some recent credit-card purchases she made without my knowledge. Is this what you want Lillian!? . Shes alone with the coffin. POTATO HEAD I wanted to die. Gray Matters funny monologue about the guy who runs your brain Bit. Take your pick. What are you ashamed that we did it? . . She had chronic depression, ever since she was twelve. It was a knockout; shimmering with pinks and blues, lavenders and maroons, turquoise and golds, oranges and creams. I need some nuclear bomb stuff for this one. . Stupid f***ing cookie! Elton Bates. B? It can be comedic or dramatic, . This toxin will be passed upwardsit is the nature of bureaucracies to pass things verticallytill eventually. Hudson Valley Cornhole. Monologue from the play Lacey's Last Chance Serial Dater - Comedic Monologue, Female Excerpt: " My father was a wonderful man who waited on me hand and foot when I was a child. My huge . (Female, Serio-Comedic/Dramatic, 20s 40s) . . I mean, every single one of the twenty-five I invited and all were important but also everyone left my birthday party every single one of the twenty-five at 10.30 p.m. Had to cancel all her cards. Im in a great mood. Thats cause youre still changing. I said ship. . . Yes, were all thinking it. Just click Shakespeare! I basically turned it all on them. 1. An attorney who sports a flowing perm or hair weave. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. HULLABALOO Maggie is deeply distressed over her son who spent the previous night in the slammer. (Male, Dramatic, 20s) About the . And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Best live a careless life from hand to mouth. In this inner monologue, this teen tries to make sense of the suicide that happened, observing the service; one classmate cant make it through singing Amazing Grace in the choir. You may receive a verification email. Here is she going to throw away fifteen thousand pounds; upon what? (Female, Dramatic, Teens) My first husband, the heart surgeon. Im majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh! Nothing says friendship like 1,000 gallons of unsanitary chocolate! Yeah what you just take soupy sales to Prom. And these are all the things you gotta know. O.K.? . In the meantime, Im very depressed. And heres a chance to really enjoy it. Just kidding! I had to stop seeing her three times a week so he could see her four times a week. So, instead of finger-flicking that row of dominoes like I wanted, like my gut told me I should, I just counted back from ten and let a cooler being prevail, decided to come on out to the Garden State and handle it like a sister instead of a plaintiff. Length: Each monologue is about 4 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. Indeed, virtue gets up upon marriage sometimes and manageth it in the right way, but marriage is of another piece; for as a horse may be without a man, and a man without a horse. A monologue from the screen play by Cheri Lovedog & Robin Whitehouse. Still quite an embarrassing one to explain to your parents. I can say it. (comes out of the store with bags in tow) What does she want with Josh anyway? . Dreams in Captivity by Gabriel Davis, Livi's monologue, 'My father's blue eyes.' I was fourteen. Anyway, its not as bad as it sounds Still. A wild outrageous comedy full of romance, intimacy and dare deviling action. 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